Your News Wire:By Baxter Dmitry
ADELE APOLOGIZED TO FANS FOR SCARING THEM AFTER “SHAPESHIFTING INTO A GIANT REPTILIAN” DURING A BACKSTAGE MEET AND GREET, AND EXPLAINED SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM LIVE OR TOUR AGAIN UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO STOP SHAPESHIFTING.
Adele “shapeshifted into an eight-foot reptilian” backstage at Auckland’s Mount Smart Stadium after the final concert of her world tour, according to shocked fans and a reporter from the New Zealand Herald.
The ten super fans, invited backstage to meet Adele after her final New Zealand show, got more than they bargained for when the singer “shapeshifted” into a “massive, at least eight or nine feet tall, powerfully built reptilian” with “greenish-grey scales“, to quote one of the witnesses.
Jim Joint, reporting for the New Zealand Herald, wrote that the super fans told him Adele had “flickering reptile eyes with a black stripe down the middle” and “scaly horns and protrusions” all over her body.
“She looked shocked, like she wasn’t prepared for the change,” a witness told the Herald.
Adele fan Jesse Warren also told the Herald that Adele said the shapeshifting is “crippling her” and she “can’t go on” until she learns to stop the reptile inside herself from manifesting itself in public.
“Adele said she won’t be able to perform live or tour again until she learns to control the shapeshifting.”
[Editor’s Note: The screen shots from the New Zealand Herald newspaper article were sent to us by Jesse Warren, an Adele fan who says she was invited backstage. According to Jess, the NZ Herald deleted the article shortly after publication.]